Möbus & Welling - Die Weihnachtsengel - böse, scharf und unbeschreiblich weiblich
The Christmas Angels - a festive cabaret comedy by Thomas Reis, directed by Joe Knipp, virtuously presented by: CHARLOTTE WELLING and ANNA MÖBUS
THE CHRISTMAS ANGELS
mean, sharp and *indescribably feminine
Are you looking forward to Christmas? Are you afraid of your presents and claustrophobic family quarantine? A cozy home, happiness alone. Either, or! Is the silent night not loud enough for you? Then you are in the right place.
Charlotte Welling and Anna Möbus are not only two newly minted full-blooded cabaret artists from the Christmas bakery, they are two as shameless as they are winged year-end figures, also known in Christian terminology as angels. Welling and Möbus, two enchanting graces of comedy, passionately and unrelentingly present the rawest truth about Christmas since there has been mascara.
The angels exchange the Christmas baubles and they play everything: Santas and Christmas ladies, God and Mrs. God, Mary and Joseph, Jesus and his sister Jesusi, Erwin and Lise-Lotte, ox and donkey, shepherd and innkeepers, robe wearers and robe violators, llama and tinsel – all find a spot here.
Two lucid Erz-Bitches of the good news proclaim the heavenly peace and launch a satirical frontal assault on the festival of love. Oh, You Cheerful, for merrier, subversive, and more grotesque comedy can hardly be found.
Learn everything about the terrible holy family. The immaculate conception, was it the Holy Spirit or the Spot Devil? Was Mary really that innocent? Was Joseph just a sandal salesman and Jesus a Waldorf student? Why did redemption begin with a tax audit? Is the Bible the mother of all soap operas? Who set off the big bang? Who scooped the primordial soup? Were there auxiliary creators? The Christmas angels know more, they were there.
The probably funniest Christmas story since there have been Christmas stories, bitter, sweet, and full of energy.
The Loving God is horrified, the audience is delighted, and the press rejoices: “a heavenly pleasure” judges the Bethlehem Messenger and the Nazarene Echo writes: “Two angelic elves as sweet devils, more versatile than the body of Christ himself.” The Morning Star headlines: “Two light beings in the firmament of cabaret, simply divine and devilishly good.”
The holy two queens from the West rock the stable and hijack the manger. The tree is on fire, punchlines ignite, and hearts laugh. Reflection has never been this funny.
Long awaited, it has finally succeeded, the fusion of noisy comedy, intelligent religious satire, sharp cabaret, and heart-refreshing nonsense. In about 2376 concise roles, the two extremely critical Christmas angels, Welling and Möbus, show not only scenes from the everyday life of the Christian top cast but also beautiful sketches around the festival.
If your Christmas blessing is askew, Welling and Möbus will straighten it out again. Don’t miss this pleasure.
In close collaboration with their author, Thomas Reis, and their director, Joe Knipp, another cabaret comedy is in planning, working title: Two Women and a Refrigerator – Do Men Really Make You Happy? This cabaret comedy will also be experienced by the audience soon in this theatre.
Doors open at 6:15 PM