Andreas Neumann presents his Heinz Erhardt evening

In a uniquely successful way, the parodist Andreas Neumann brings the popular comedians, humorists, and film stars of the economic miracle years back to life, and he does it so skillfully that Heinz Erhardt's daughter, Grit Berthold, approvingly noted, "When I heard Andreas Neumann, I thought my father was alive again." One truly believes in an incarnation of the economic miracle comedian who passed away in 1979! The press writes, "The best Heinz Erhardt since Heinz Erhardt."
Andreas Neumann will also present other prominent guests on stage because as a professional parodist, one should have more than one voice available. For the parodist, particularly fruitful personalities such as Heinz Rühmann, Hans Moser, Theo Lingen, and Jürgen von Mangers Tegtmeier, Neumann lends his versatile voice, as well as Marcel Reich-Ranicki, Inge Meysel, Ekel Alfred, and others have their say, often at a speed that makes one think there are several people on stage. One for ALL - all at once, the motto of the parodist.

Particularly noteworthy is that Neumann has written new texts for his program, so the audience always experiences something new with old acquaintances!

In addition, our gastronomy partners will serve you select regional delicacies - an impressive journey through time that you will not soon forget!
Included in the ticket price:
- Seat reservation
- Aperitif
- 3-course menu
- Uniquely entertaining entertainment

No admission before 6:00 p.m. / Start at 6:30 p.m.

"Steglitz, we have a problem!"
How Berlin flew to Mars

By Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg

As a successor to Willy Brandt once said, a man named Kai Wegner: "Berlin belongs in the top 3 of the world!". Therefore:
Local visionaries from Berlin are now planning a major coup!
What Americans and Russians have failed at before, as well as Chinese and Indians, and most recently Elon Musk:
Under the leadership of a former BVG coordinator, Mars is to be settled!
The Berlinauts: Chosen by lottery. The rocket: With a heat pump. The goal: A Mars commune 1 without discrimination, without exploitation, and finally affordable housing! A bold project. In which, in the end, highly ambitious politicians will meet Berlin climate activists, extroverted artists, and philosophizing allotment gardeners. But foreign intelligence services will also be called into action. Will mastermind Dr. Franziska Giffey go down in history? And how will the Bavarians react to the considerations of the Berlin Senate to finance the 50 billion project costs through the financial equalization among the states?
The brand-new cabaret program of the STACHELSCHWEINE: Witty, mean, pointed, fast-paced, and musical.

Cast: Santina Maria Schrader, Heike Ostendorp, Robert F. Martin

Director: Marcus Kaloff

Photographer: Dirk Dehmel

Doors open one hour before the event starts.

Hallervorden & Hinxlage
present

Die kleine GROSSE Musical-Show
Always with a guest. Always live. Always musical.

Imagine you are sitting in New York on Broadway. Thousands of enthusiastic people, the most famous musical melodies, charmingly hosted and accompanied through the evening by a charming moderator, humorous and entertaining, loud and emotional, soft and captivating. And THAT is our little GROSSE Musical Show! Don’t believe it? Then see for yourself.
Johannes Hallervorden and Florian Hinxlage will take you on a journey through musicals, anecdotes, and crazy stories. You will always be delighted by changing guests from the musical world, resulting in a unique and unforgettable night of musical songs of the highest class.
We look forward to seeing you!

with Florian Hinxlage and Johannes Hallervorden

7:00 PM

The protagonist in Duncan Macmillan's monologue starts a list of everything beautiful in the world at the age of seven. Everything that makes life worth living. The list is meant to reach a thousand: it is supposed to be a gift for his mother and change her view of the world after her suicide attempt. Throughout his life, the list grows longer and more complex, adding items such as: 341: Alcohol. 9995: Falling in love. 253263: The feeling of peace after realizing that, even though you're in a tough spot, there's nothing you can do about it. Collecting all the beautiful things becomes his personal strategy to face life and to counter it with unwavering optimism. Until the list ultimately even cracks the million.
Duncan Macmillan and Jonny Donahoe have succeeded in creating a great, bright story with their monologue premiered in 2013 and performed numerous times. ALL DAS SCHÖNE is an ode to life, which tells with a lot of humor and tenderness about everything that makes life worth living and what sometimes makes one despair, without losing hope.

The torch hike in the museum park is an unforgettable adventure for the whole family, where you can experience the nature and history of this place in a very special atmosphere. With torches, flashlights, and sturdy footwear, the path leads through part of the museum park, along historic trails, through impressive buildings, such as the Rumford furnaces.
Our guests are guided by knowledgeable local guides who can share one or two exciting stories from their experiences.
Minimum age 6 years

The date is unfortunately fully booked.

Based on the novel by Umberto Eco

The English Franciscan William of Baskerville travels with his novice Adson of Melk on a delicate political mission to a Benedictine monastery in Northern Italy.

There, five monks die under mysterious circumstances within a few days. The abbot asks the renowned William of Baskerville, known for his keen intellect, to investigate the deaths.

The furious detective story combines the aesthetics of the Middle Ages with the realism of modern times and creates a menacing tension.

Valéry Haumont (vocals and percussion)
This French singer has participated in many jazz projects in France (in the clubs: “Duc des Lombards”, “Sunset”, “Baiser Salé”, “Pannonica”, “Café universel”, “Café Laurent”, “Autour de midi et minuit”? l in the Festivals: “Jazz au fil de l'Oise”, “Jazz à Vitré”, “Jazz à l'Ouest”, “Jazz au coeur et guitare à l'ame”, “Jazz en Rè”, “Jazz de Mars”, “Jazz sur Lie”, “Dixie Days”, “Touches de Jazz, ‘Les Rendez-vous de l'Erdre’ . ...), but also throughout Europe as for example in Switzerland (“Montreux jazz festival”, “Luzerne Festival”...), in Germany (the clubs: , “A-Trane”, “Be-Bop” in Berlin), or in Holland (The “Pater” club, the auditorium of the “Royal Conservatory” in Den Haag...).
Valery has sung with many musicians of the French and European jazz scene: Tony Rabeson, Jean-Philippe Viret, Ludovic de Preissac, Damien Schmitt, Georges Brown, Oliver Von Essen, Benjamin Moussay, Ninine Garcia, Patrick Saussois, Andrea Michelutti, Franck Avitabile, Yoni Zelnik, Pier Paolo Pozzi, Ahmet Gulbay, Georges Paczynski, Armel Dupas...
With a pure and clean voice, he proposes a universal jazz, based on his roots and his ability to move.

Valéry Haumont (vocals and percussion)
This French singer has participated in many jazz projects in France (in the clubs: “Duc des Lombards”, “Sunset”, “Baiser Salé”, “Pannonica”, “Café universel”, “Café Laurent”, “Autour de midi et minuit”? l in the Festivals: “Jazz au fil de l'Oise”, “Jazz à Vitré”, “Jazz à l'Ouest”, “Jazz au coeur et guitare à l'ame”, “Jazz en Rè”, “Jazz de Mars”, “Jazz sur Lie”, “Dixie Days”, “Touches de Jazz, ‘Les Rendez-vous de l'Erdre’ . ...), but also throughout Europe as for example in Switzerland (“Montreux jazz festival”, “Luzerne Festival”...), in Germany (the clubs: , “A-Trane”, “Be-Bop” in Berlin), or in Holland (The “Pater” club, the auditorium of the “Royal Conservatory” in Den Haag...).
Valery has sung with many musicians of the French and European jazz scene: Tony Rabeson, Jean-Philippe Viret, Ludovic de Preissac, Damien Schmitt, Georges Brown, Oliver Von Essen, Benjamin Moussay, Ninine Garcia, Patrick Saussois, Andrea Michelutti, Franck Avitabile, Yoni Zelnik, Pier Paolo Pozzi, Ahmet Gulbay, Georges Paczynski, Armel Dupas...
With a pure and clean voice, he proposes a universal jazz, based on his roots and his ability to move.

Valéry Haumont (vocals and percussion)
This French singer has participated in many jazz projects in France (in the clubs: “Duc des Lombards”, “Sunset”, “Baiser Salé”, “Pannonica”, “Café universel”, “Café Laurent”, “Autour de midi et minuit”? l in the Festivals: “Jazz au fil de l'Oise”, “Jazz à Vitré”, “Jazz à l'Ouest”, “Jazz au coeur et guitare à l'ame”, “Jazz en Rè”, “Jazz de Mars”, “Jazz sur Lie”, “Dixie Days”, “Touches de Jazz, ‘Les Rendez-vous de l'Erdre’ . ...), but also throughout Europe as for example in Switzerland (“Montreux jazz festival”, “Luzerne Festival”...), in Germany (the clubs: , “A-Trane”, “Be-Bop” in Berlin), or in Holland (The “Pater” club, the auditorium of the “Royal Conservatory” in Den Haag...).
Valery has sung with many musicians of the French and European jazz scene: Tony Rabeson, Jean-Philippe Viret, Ludovic de Preissac, Damien Schmitt, Georges Brown, Oliver Von Essen, Benjamin Moussay, Ninine Garcia, Patrick Saussois, Andrea Michelutti, Franck Avitabile, Yoni Zelnik, Pier Paolo Pozzi, Ahmet Gulbay, Georges Paczynski, Armel Dupas...
With a pure and clean voice, he proposes a universal jazz, based on his roots and his ability to move.

Valéry Haumont (vocals and percussion)
This French singer has participated in many jazz projects in France (in the clubs: “Duc des Lombards”, “Sunset”, “Baiser Salé”, “Pannonica”, “Café universel”, “Café Laurent”, “Autour de midi et minuit”? l in the Festivals: “Jazz au fil de l'Oise”, “Jazz à Vitré”, “Jazz à l'Ouest”, “Jazz au coeur et guitare à l'ame”, “Jazz en Rè”, “Jazz de Mars”, “Jazz sur Lie”, “Dixie Days”, “Touches de Jazz, ‘Les Rendez-vous de l'Erdre’ . ...), but also throughout Europe as for example in Switzerland (“Montreux jazz festival”, “Luzerne Festival”...), in Germany (the clubs: , “A-Trane”, “Be-Bop” in Berlin), or in Holland (The “Pater” club, the auditorium of the “Royal Conservatory” in Den Haag...).
Valery has sung with many musicians of the French and European jazz scene: Tony Rabeson, Jean-Philippe Viret, Ludovic de Preissac, Damien Schmitt, Georges Brown, Oliver Von Essen, Benjamin Moussay, Ninine Garcia, Patrick Saussois, Andrea Michelutti, Franck Avitabile, Yoni Zelnik, Pier Paolo Pozzi, Ahmet Gulbay, Georges Paczynski, Armel Dupas...
With a pure and clean voice, he proposes a universal jazz, based on his roots and his ability to move.

Valéry Haumont (vocals and percussion)
This French singer has participated in many jazz projects in France (in the clubs: “Duc des Lombards”, “Sunset”, “Baiser Salé”, “Pannonica”, “Café universel”, “Café Laurent”, “Autour de midi et minuit”? l in the Festivals: “Jazz au fil de l'Oise”, “Jazz à Vitré”, “Jazz à l'Ouest”, “Jazz au coeur et guitare à l'ame”, “Jazz en Rè”, “Jazz de Mars”, “Jazz sur Lie”, “Dixie Days”, “Touches de Jazz, ‘Les Rendez-vous de l'Erdre’ . ...), but also throughout Europe as for example in Switzerland (“Montreux jazz festival”, “Luzerne Festival”...), in Germany (the clubs: , “A-Trane”, “Be-Bop” in Berlin), or in Holland (The “Pater” club, the auditorium of the “Royal Conservatory” in Den Haag...).
Valery has sung with many musicians of the French and European jazz scene: Tony Rabeson, Jean-Philippe Viret, Ludovic de Preissac, Damien Schmitt, Georges Brown, Oliver Von Essen, Benjamin Moussay, Ninine Garcia, Patrick Saussois, Andrea Michelutti, Franck Avitabile, Yoni Zelnik, Pier Paolo Pozzi, Ahmet Gulbay, Georges Paczynski, Armel Dupas...
With a pure and clean voice, he proposes a universal jazz, based on his roots and his ability to move.

Valéry Haumont (vocals and percussion)
This French singer has participated in many jazz projects in France (in the clubs: “Duc des Lombards”, “Sunset”, “Baiser Salé”, “Pannonica”, “Café universel”, “Café Laurent”, “Autour de midi et minuit”? l in the Festivals: “Jazz au fil de l'Oise”, “Jazz à Vitré”, “Jazz à l'Ouest”, “Jazz au coeur et guitare à l'ame”, “Jazz en Rè”, “Jazz de Mars”, “Jazz sur Lie”, “Dixie Days”, “Touches de Jazz, ‘Les Rendez-vous de l'Erdre’ . ...), but also throughout Europe as for example in Switzerland (“Montreux jazz festival”, “Luzerne Festival”...), in Germany (the clubs: , “A-Trane”, “Be-Bop” in Berlin), or in Holland (The “Pater” club, the auditorium of the “Royal Conservatory” in Den Haag...).
Valery has sung with many musicians of the French and European jazz scene: Tony Rabeson, Jean-Philippe Viret, Ludovic de Preissac, Damien Schmitt, Georges Brown, Oliver Von Essen, Benjamin Moussay, Ninine Garcia, Patrick Saussois, Andrea Michelutti, Franck Avitabile, Yoni Zelnik, Pier Paolo Pozzi, Ahmet Gulbay, Georges Paczynski, Armel Dupas...
With a pure and clean voice, he proposes a universal jazz, based on his roots and his ability to move.

Valéry Haumont (vocals and percussion)
This French singer has participated in many jazz projects in France (in the clubs: “Duc des Lombards”, “Sunset”, “Baiser Salé”, “Pannonica”, “Café universel”, “Café Laurent”, “Autour de midi et minuit”? l in the Festivals: “Jazz au fil de l'Oise”, “Jazz à Vitré”, “Jazz à l'Ouest”, “Jazz au coeur et guitare à l'ame”, “Jazz en Rè”, “Jazz de Mars”, “Jazz sur Lie”, “Dixie Days”, “Touches de Jazz, ‘Les Rendez-vous de l'Erdre’ . ...), but also throughout Europe as for example in Switzerland (“Montreux jazz festival”, “Luzerne Festival”...), in Germany (the clubs: , “A-Trane”, “Be-Bop” in Berlin), or in Holland (The “Pater” club, the auditorium of the “Royal Conservatory” in Den Haag...).
Valery has sung with many musicians of the French and European jazz scene: Tony Rabeson, Jean-Philippe Viret, Ludovic de Preissac, Damien Schmitt, Georges Brown, Oliver Von Essen, Benjamin Moussay, Ninine Garcia, Patrick Saussois, Andrea Michelutti, Franck Avitabile, Yoni Zelnik, Pier Paolo Pozzi, Ahmet Gulbay, Georges Paczynski, Armel Dupas...
With a pure and clean voice, he proposes a universal jazz, based on his roots and his ability to move.

From the series "Berlin Personalities"

DIE DIETRICH - EINE SCHÖPFUNGSGESCHICHTE
By Paul Kaiser

With: Alina Lieske (acting, singing) and Jürgen Beyer (piano); Direction, set design: Alice Asper; Light design: Markus Bönzli; Costume assistant: Tatjana Hajdukova, Angelina Dashkevic;

PREMIERE / WORLD PREMIERE was on Fri, 15.09.2023

Duration: approx. 1h 35 min. (including a break after approx. 45 min.)

No, not a Dietrich Gala! The musical theater evening traces the phenomenon of Dietrich and shows the relationship between icon and human.
The mirror, an essential object in the life of Marlene Dietrich, is present. But whom does it reveal when actress Alina Lieske looks into it? The diva, the Hollywood and style icon of the 1930s or rather a strong woman of today, a woman with clear convictions and the willingness to defend them at all costs?

The Dietrich – woman and artist – is the driving force of our piece, the starting point and common thread.
She is present on stage: in her essence, independent of her time; more with her strength than her life story. Thus, we approach a fascinating personality whose attitude can be pioneering, especially here and now.

Performance rights: DREI MASKEN VERLAG GmbH Munich

Box office / entrance 60 minutes before the start of the performance

The world’s first KÖRPERWELTEN museum opened its doors in 2015 in Berlin. It is located at Alexanderplatz right inside the Berlin TV Tower. Since then, visitors have the opportunity to admire a variety of unique plastinates. These provide a deep insight into the highly complex interior of the human body. Thus, interested parties gain detailed knowledge about organ functions and common diseases, all conveyed in an easily understandable manner. The lifelike poses create an immediate connection to the viewers.

What connects us, what keeps us upright and in motion, what makes us laugh and love? At KÖRPERWELTEN, you will find answers to these and many more questions. Prepare for a deeply moving and inspiring encounter with life. Don’t miss out on a visit and experience the fascination of plastination.

Last admission: 6:00 PM

The princess loses her golden ball. The frog demands a promise in order to retrieve the ball for her. She must learn to keep her promise and overcome her fears. In the end, she is able to transform the disgusting frog into a prince.

Narrative theatre is a special form of theatre where an experienced actress tells a fairy tale and slips into the different fairy tale characters and roles.
During the interactive theatre for children, they experience the great art of acting up close, namely the change of roles - which the actor performs on stage in front of their eyes. They not only get to listen to the fairy tale with suspense, but also actively participate. They can shout out their thoughts and ideas to the actress on stage, who spontaneously incorporates these impulses into the story.
Moreover, the children can even join in on stage at many points! This creates an interactive and lively theatre play between the narrator and the children.

Performer: Tommy Matuszewski

At Songslam Kreuzberg, six singer/songwriters compete with their own songs in one of the city's most renowned clubs for the favor of the audience, driven by the prospect of fame, glory, and schnapps, delivering their tracks straight to your ears.

Tickets from €8.90 in advance, €15 at the door.
Or is there perhaps a secret codeword?

Have you ever watched a YouTube video of a musical instrument or even studied music and want to participate?
You can find information on registration at kiezpoeten.com/songslam.

Doors open 1 hour before the start.