GASTSPIEL Roberto Capitoni • 60 ist das Neue 40
60 is the new 40, because the best years come after the good ones, something that neither the dinosaurs nor the inhabitants of Pompeii could claim for themselves.
Are the good years really about sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll? Or more about swimming pools, ice cream, and fries?
When he was young, 60 was already considered old, really old. Nowadays people think: Tom Cruise, Campino, Jim Carrey, and Roberto Capitoni, are all over 60?
Is it because of the new titanium hip, Viagra, or the good care of wives?
Daily countless offers, all ending up in the spam folder, promising safe weight loss, relief from prostatitis, or varicose vein products, don't help Roberto in this case.
So what to do now? Skincare creams or straight to Botox? But also the invitations to round birthdays are decreasing, while the funerals are increasing.
Moreover, he is close to getting a discount on train journeys which is more beneficial for a half Swabian, and the daily glances at the pharmacy journal or the provisional pension information keep him oscillating between fits of laughter and despair.
But Roberto wouldn't be Roberto if he didn't have a few simple tricks up his sleeve to appear young again. Need an example?
On Roberto's bucket list, in German Löffelliste, there would never be a bungee jump, as he would be afraid of kicking the bucket already in free fall.
But why do such rather life-shortening actions tend to be on there mostly?
And if all of that weren't enough, there's his uncle Luigi who doesn't always necessarily help him out. Sometimes he puts Roberto in very absurd life situations, in which it could all be over faster than he'd like.
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And where Capitoni is, it is also famously Roberto.
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