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Stephan Bauer - "Vor der Ehe wollt ich ewig Leben"

Sunday, 11/10/2024 at 7:00 PM

Stephan Bauer - "Vor der Ehe wollt ich ewig Leben"

Sunday, 11/10/2024
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Albert-Einstein-Forum
Am Schulzentrum 16
41564 Kaarst

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BEFORE MARRIAGE I WANTED TO LIVE FOREVER
Everyone knows them: the tiredness in the relationship.
Almost everyone had dreams
of a happy and fulfilled existence.
And what is left of that? At 25 you marry
the person who drives you crazy...
- and at 50 you realize: He succeeded.

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Everyone knows it: the fatigue in the relationship. When, after ten years, you look helplessly into your partner's face and realize: "Before marriage, I wanted to live forever." Almost everyone once had their dreams of a happy and fulfilling existence. And what is left of that? At 25, you marry the person who drives you out of your mind... - and at 50 you realize: He has succeeded. But is marriage really outdated despite high divorce rates? Are single life, evening companions, and cheating portals online a viable alternative? Can the old institution of marriage not be modernized? For men today, it is no longer important that a woman can cook, but that she knows a good lawyer. The man knows by now: Whoever is on top has to do the dishes. Today, what matters is that the relationship is balanced: One is right, the other is the husband. Marriage also has its good sides. You come home and always have the same person to rely on, who rejects you. A marriage doesn't have to be boring either. You can also take out life insurance policies on each other; then it has the great suspense of who wins. There just have to be a few rules to follow. The most important one is: fidelity. Many people cannot do that. Why not? It works with animals. Penguins are faithful for life – but they all look alike... Stephan Bauer sets a good example, has walked down the aisle (again), true to the motto: "Getting married is folly out of reason." Why not? "We've been together for 5 years, argue a lot, have little sex - then we might as well make it official." This program is once again a punchline-packed mega-fun, but also an open reckoning with single society, eroding values, and the feeling of "anything goes." His fans will love it!

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Stephan Bauer - »Vor der Ehe wollt´ ich ewig leben«

Everyone knows it: the tiredness in the relationship. When after ten years, you look cluelessly into your partner's face and realize: "Before marriage, I wanted to live forever." Almost everyone had dreams of a happy and fulfilling existence. And what is left of that? At 25, you marry the person who drives you crazy... and at 50, you realize: he succeeded. But despite high divorce rates, is marriage really outdated? Is the single life, evening companions, and cheating portals on the internet a viable alternative?

Can't we modernize the old institution of marriage? For men today, for example, it's not important that a woman can cook, but that she doesn't know a good lawyer. The man already knows: Whoever is on top has to do the dishes. What matters today is only that the relationship is balanced: one is right, the other is the husband.

Marriage also has its good sides. You come home and always have the same person who rejects you. A marriage doesn’t have to be boring either. You can take out life insurance policies on each other, then you have the great suspense of who wins. A few rules must be followed. The most important one is: loyalty. Many people can't do that. Why not? After all, it works with animals. Penguins are faithful for a lifetime - but they all look the same...

Stephan Bauer leads by example, has (once again) walked down the aisle, true to the motto: "Marriage is stupidity out of reason." Why not? "We've been together for 5 years, we argue a lot, have little sex - then we can make it official as well."

Stephan Bauer's new program is as always packed with punchlines, but also an open settlement with the single society, eroding values, and the feeling of "anything goes."

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Stephan Bauer - "Vor der Ehe wollt´ ich ewig leben"

Everyone knows it: the tiredness in a relationship. When, after ten years, one looks helplessly into the face of their partner and realizes, "Before marriage, I wanted to live forever." Almost everyone once had their dreams of a happy and fulfilled existence. And what is left of that? At 25, you marry the person who drives you crazy... - and at 50, you realize: he succeeded.

But despite high divorce rates, is marriage really outdated? Are the single life, evening companions, and cheating portals on the internet a viable alternative? Can the old institution of marriage not be modernized? For example, today it is not important for men that a woman can cook, but that she doesn't know a good lawyer. The man already knows: whoever is on top has to wash dishes. Today, the only thing that matters is that the relationship is balanced: one is right, the other is the husband.

Marriage still has its good sides. You come home and always have the same person to reject you. A marriage doesn't have to be boring. You can also take out life insurance policies on each other, then it has the exciting suspense of who wins. A few rules must be followed. The most important one is: fidelity. Many people can't do that. Why not? It works with animals, doesn't it? Penguins are faithful for life - but they all look the same... Stephan Bauer sets a good example, (once again) steps in front of the wedding altar, true to the motto: "Getting married is foolishness done out of reason."

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