Wahlabonnement - 5 aus 10 Veranstaltungen individuell buchen
The program of the subscription 2024/2025 includes 10 events. These all take place at the Kulturaula in Nettetal-Kaldenkirchen.
Book your personal subscription consisting of 5 dates.
Due to technical limitations, when booking the subscription online for all 5 events, the same available seats will be offered. Individual seat selection of the available seats is possible at the NetteKultur office.
You can expect (crime) comedies, plays, a retro acapella concert, live music, and more.
Dates
Saturday, 21.09.2024, The Vodka Talks
Sunday, 06.10.2024, Enclosed Society
Sunday, 10.11.2024, A Mean Trick
Friday, 29.11.2024, Two Oranges in the Hair
Sunday, 15.12.2024, A Christmas Tree
Sunday, 26.01.2025, The American Popess
Friday, 31.01.2025, Open Relationship
Saturday, 15.03.2025, Music is in the Air
Saturday, 12.04.2025, My Blind Date with Life
Saturday, 17.05.2025, Lovely Underwear
Saturday, 21.09.2024, The Vodka Talks,
Play by Arne Danny Nielsen, umbreit Entertainment, Directed by J.A.C.K., Music by Jonas Landerschier
With Karoline Eichhorn and Catrin Striebeck
The artist collective J.A.C.K consists of musician Jonas Landerschier, Danish writer Arne Nielsen, and actresses Catrin Striebeck and Karoline Eichhorn.
Freedom is beautiful. But origin and money are even more beautiful! Pride, greed, lust, wrath, gluttony, envy, sloth. In classical theology, these characteristics are still considered deadly sins. Well, the church has long ceased to be a moral authority. So why not indulge in all 7 sins in one evening? But how? How do two adults, quite open-minded, liberal, coming from the bourgeois middle, manage to exhibit such disrespectful behavior? It's actually quite simple. You inherit a house. You inherit a large wonderful house where both of you grew up. Then you leave them alone with this house. Wait until the last guests of the funeral have left and the house is completely quiet. Well, there is the moderating image of the water at the end of the property. Cold water where their father ended his life. But these things don't have a lasting effect. Besides, there is plenty of vodka in the house and who can blame the two sisters for having a glass or two in honor of their father? Besides, vodka warms so nicely and makes it easier to reveal themselves to each other.
And here we are: Seven Deadly Sins in less than two hours. Admittedly, lust seems to be more of one sister's character, but on the other hand, gluttony seems to suit the other one even more.
Sunday, 06.10.2024, Enclosed Society
Comedy by Jan Weiler, theaterlust. Production GmbH, Directed by Thomas Luft
With Oliver Bürgin, Felix Eitner, Marget Flach, Benjamin Hirt, Konstantin Moreth among others
Fabian Prohaska is only one point away from passing his high school graduation. Just one, damn point! And all because his Latin teacher, Mr. Engelhardt, a teacher of the old school, refused to accept Fabian's late submission of his paper by two minutes on principle. Fabian's father, Manfred Prohaska, can't believe it. He decides to take matters into his own hands. On a Friday afternoon, he storms into Fabian's school's staff room to confront the nitpicking Latin teacher.
Klaus Engelhardt is still there. With him are the French colleague Lohmann as well as Messrs. Arndt, Vogel, and Mertens. All five are mentally already on the weekend and therefore show little interest in the concerned father's request. Only the also present intern Bettina Schuster still shows ambition. "On a Friday afternoon after 3 pm that's out of the question," colleague Lohmann decides. And because the established teaching staff at this point for once agree, they all want to leave. Manfred Prohaska sees red and pulls out a gun. No one is getting out. What follows is a highly entertaining chamber play of the first order. Father Prohaska gives the arrogant teachers exactly one hour for an impromptu grading conference, the outcome of which is already clear to him: Fabian should receive this point and with it, the admission to his high school graduation.
Sunday, 10.11.2024, A Mean Trick
Crime comedy by David Foley, TOURERLEBEN Tour Production, Directed by Marion Kracht
With Ulrike Frank, Lukas Sauer, and Carsten Hayes
Camille Dargus enjoys her life as an independent, wealthy woman. Occasionally, she spends a night indulging in her passion for young waiters. But on this morning, after a party in her Soho loft, things don't go as planned because the young man, Billy, is not easily persuaded to leave even with money. And soon he reveals to Camille that he intends to blackmail her with a recording of their nighttime activities.
To Billy's regret, the tough businesswoman is not easily impressed. But Billy still shows no sign of leaving, and slowly it dawns on Camille that he has other goals as well. When she finally calls her security guard, the situation escalates beyond her worst fears: Camille realizes that she must reveal the dark secrets of her past. But she is also a woman not to be trifled with - a fight for life and death begins.
Friday, 29.11.2024, Two Oranges in the Hair
A musical journey into the colorful Schlager world of the 70s!, Written by Ole Lehmann, Boulevardtheater Deidesheim, Directed by Felicitas Hadzik
With Sarah Zimmermann, Anastasia Bechtold, Maximilian Schneider, and Jonas Zimmermann
Franzi, Sven, Stefan, and Anke meet for the first time in their new shared apartment. The four residents could not be more different.
The somewhat introverted Sven, who prefers to sit at his PC rather than leave the house, the macho Stefan, who nonetheless has a good heart, the somewhat esoteric Anke, who speaks her mind, and the always cheerful lover of Schlager music Franzi, who also convinces the other three roommates to organize a Schlager initiation party.
In this revue written by comedian Ole Lehmann, many hits from the 70s are heard. Young talents from the Stage & Musical Academy Frankfurt were engaged for this wild musical comedy.
Sunday, 15.12.2024, A Christmas Tree for Everyone
Comedy based on motives from Charles Dickens, Comedy at the Altstadtmarkt Braunschweig
Directed by Kristof Stößel
With Gaby Blum, Petra Nadolny, Werner H. Schuster, and Dustin Semmelrogge
At the center of this new Christmas story is the hard-hearted Christmas tree seller Hilde Knauser, who has turned into a workaholic since the death of her husband. Her whole life revolves around selling as many trees as possible and making a big profit, leaving no time for friends, leisure, or family. And then there's the annoying Christmas holiday every year, which for Hilde means the end of her sales season. That's why she hates the holidays!
The people close to her, especially her adult son Michael, have long since resigned, and even her old business partner Friedel Raffke initially fails to soften Hilde's cold heart until a magical meeting at the Christmas tree stand occurs. The encounter with an elderly retiree eventually leads Hilde Knauser to open her eyes and heart, realizing what truly matters in life. Will Christmas turn into a true celebration of humanity and compassion for Hilde and her family at the last minute?
Sunday, 26.01.2025, The American Popess
Play by Esther Vilar (New version), Theatergastspiele Fürth, Directed by Thomas Rohmer
With Kathrin Ackermann, Ferdinand Ascher
The year is 2042: For the first time, a woman is at the helm of the Roman Catholic Church. There is a female pope!
The churches are dilapidated and empty, and the strong exodus of believers marks the fatal development of the church from glorious times of glory and global recognition to an apocalyptic terminus. Religion in its significance as a human refuge and society-forming institution has disempowered itself. The monologue is a plea from a strong woman who, out of love for people, wants to restore their faith and the importance of religion to them.
Since 1984, the play has been present on countless stages worldwide, still carrying strong relevance.
Friday, 31.01.2025, Open Relationship
Play by Dario Fo, Hamburger Kammerspiele, Directed by Miguel Abrantes Ostrowski
With Alexandra Kamp and Miguel Abrantes Ostrowski
A marriage in crisis. Antonia's husband is ruthlessly unfaithful. She's fed up with his affairs and threatens with suicide!
He downplays his flings and suggests an open relationship. But when she takes it seriously and meets a young, handsome professor, he is on the verge of suicide.
A turbulent play full of wit, pace, and passion, by Nobel laureate Dario Fo.
Saturday, 15.03.2025, Music is in the Air
A Caterina Valente evening, umbreit Entertainment Hamburg, Antje Rietz – Vocals, Trumpet, Ukulele
Moe Jaksch – Bass, Hawaiian Guitar, Ferdinand v. Seebach – Piano, Trombone, Jo Gehlmann – Guitar
Stephan Genze – Drums, Percussion
Music is in the Air - it's of course a concert evening with old hits and petticoats, Italian wanderlust, and couch cushions with the scent of the 50s. But it's so much more: Elegant jazz meets bossa nova, French chanson pairs with swing - musical lust and versatility. All of Paris dreams of love, One Note Samba, Tell Me When, or Moonlight in Vermont. Caterina Valente was not only a pop star but also a sought-after jazz singer.
Saturday, 12.04.2025, My Blind Date with Life
Play based on the book of the same name by Saliya Kahawatte, a.gon Theater GmbH Munich
Directed by Johannes Pfeifer
With Benedikt Zimmermann, Saskia Valencia, Lutz Bembennick, among others
At the age of 15, German-Sinhalese Saliya Kahawatte loses almost all of his eyesight. The doctors tell him that he will soon go completely blind. He is told to leave school and work in a workshop for the blind. But Saliya wants to finish his high school diploma, go to college, and lead an independent life. And he manages it. He conceals his impairment and gets an apprenticeship in gastronomy. Against all odds, he masters the challenges with the help of a few sympathetic and knowledgeable colleagues and thus survives for 15 years in the world of the sighted.
Fingertips, ears, and intuition replace his eyes. But one day, he has to admit that his world consists mostly of shadows. But Saliya doesn't give up. A moving, encouraging, and often humorous story that life wrote.
Saturday, 17.05.2025, Lovely Underwear
Comedy by Michele Riml, Comedy at the Altstadtmarkt Braunschweig, Directed by Oliver Geilhardt
With Tanja Schumann, Falk-Willy Wild, and Benedikt Sommer
With a copy of the guide "Sex for Dummies" in their bags, Alice and Henry check into a trendy spa hotel with the mission to spice up their 25-year marriage. Time has left its marks - as have children, stress, and gravity. Out of desperation, Alice has decided that they must make one final great effort to save their marriage, or they will divorce and go their separate ways. Can they accept all the wild suggestions that Alice repeatedly pulls from her handy-practical marriage-saving handbook? Does Alice have the courage to reveal her deepest desires? Is Henry ready to see his wife and the mother of his children in black leather?
But instead of seductive lingerie, dirty laundry is first washed: Mutual blame and misunderstandings of all kinds jeopardize the relationship comeback. Suddenly, divorce is being discussed instead of rekindled passion. Does their love still have a chance? And to make matters worse, the annoying butler Pear interrupts their togetherness.
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